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Apr 23

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(Source: maximumbuttitude, via 1-800-eyebrow)

thelastdaybreak:

ourtimeorg:

Amazing millennials…
Note: Angela Zhang is Chinese-American

at age 17, i found out that a bird was not a fucking mammal

thelastdaybreak:

ourtimeorg:

Amazing millennials…

Note: Angela Zhang is Chinese-American

at age 17, i found out that a bird was not a fucking mammal

(via laranarenee)

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hachibani:

happy birthday to me, me, me and my brother

hachibani:

happy birthday to me, me, me and my brother

(via sprinkle--cakes)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

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thatbluebox:

laurathecookiemonster:

wtf somebody stop me
more daddy ed oh my god where is it all coming from TT-TT

#ed probably complains at winry about how much his kids yank on his ponytail#and she’s like just chop it off (with a huff as she like cleans up the mess ed made playing with the kids that day)#and he’s like i cANT I AM AN ELRIC ELRICS HAVE LONG GORGEOUS LOCKS#and then winrys like al cut hIS HAIR#and ed’s like yes and i disowned him we’ve had this conversation#and really#ed just can’t cut his hair#because when the babies pull it#even though it hurts his head#the big sap is just so proud of how strong they are#(WITHOUT DRINKING MILK WINRY THEY GOT THIS STRONG WITHOUT MILK)#(no ed) (via amyjpond)

thatbluebox:

laurathecookiemonster:

wtf somebody stop me

more daddy ed oh my god where is it all coming from TT-TT

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